cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Andy, you are a God.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
LOL Fox News has one shining moment of pure glory
worlds sassiest republican
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via boomztick)
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
(Source: itsvondell, via boomztick)
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
this site
(Source: patbby)
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
Reese Witherspoon doesn’t need a lawyer because she IS a lawyer.
(Source: theyoungproducerstrikesagain)
