never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Andy, you are a God.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
LOL Fox News has one shining moment of pure glory
worlds sassiest republican
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing